Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you had me at cake vodka
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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