There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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