Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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