he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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