Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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