Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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