i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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