Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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