Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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