she was so not down for the gang bang
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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