:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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