Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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