I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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