And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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