Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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