I'm drive I can fine osifer
birth control should be required to get into college
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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