i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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