I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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