let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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