You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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