why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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