real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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