S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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