Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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