you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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