my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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