week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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