the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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