drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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