I bet he comes in French.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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