Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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