All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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