i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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