Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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