I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
