Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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