He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
