Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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