we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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