You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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