but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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