they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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