just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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