Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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