doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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