I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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