Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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