It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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