windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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