this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
