I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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