I love black thongs
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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