Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
