He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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