are you so shy because you have an std?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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